I had a revelation today only to be told by a colleague that I’m possibly slightly deluded.

My suggestion was that Tony Bliar being elected in 1997 was part of a deliberate plot by the illuminati to piss me off.  Now this isn’t mere conjecture.  Everything Tony Bliar does I find personally offensive.  Everything he says fills me with rage.  Just the sight of him on TV makes me shout at the TV.  Just knowing that he’s breathing is enough to wind me up.  It can’t be a co-incidence can it?

So what has Chairman Bliar done to piss me off in the last couple of days?  Other than breathing of course.  How about the EU constitution for a starter?

Last year, when the European Federation proposed establishing an EU Constitution which would give our masters on the continent even more of our sovereignty, Bliar said that we would have a referendum.  The French and Dutch held a referendum and and, in a pretty shocking result for two of the most europhile countries in the EU, they rejected it.  Bliar cancelled the referendum and declared the constitution dead.

Great, except it’s not.  Bliar is now involved in a push to get a treaty signed this year to establish an EU constitution.  Will we be getting the referendum we were promised seeing as how the reason for cancelling it was a crock of shit?  Will we buggery.  It’s a slimmed down version, it’s no longer a major treaty so there’s no need for a referendum.  That’s what the traitor says.  Of course it’s bloddy well trimmed down – the illiberal, crooked eurfederalist shitbags in Brussels have already got most of it in on the sly with lots of smaller treaties and directives.  There’s very little left to go in it.

I want the referendum I was promised Bliar.  That or your head on a platter.  Either way I demand satisfaction.