! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.
A few “Readers of …” groups have appeared on Facebook recently and my ego was feeling left out so I created Readers of Wonko’s World.
If you’re a Facebooker (I’m guessing this is the right adjective for a user of Facebook, I did Google for it ;)) then join the group and inflate my ego. If you’re not a Facebooker then why not? You’re missing out on gems such as:
There is absolutly nothing finer then a nice pair of boobs!
Legalise chav hunting
Dora the Explorer is so an illegal immigrant
Scotland is Shit, England is better
Go on, you know you want to.
Tits! Fuckin’ sweet!
Hell yeah, also Scotland is fucking bollocks. Shitarse cunthole of a place.
Scottish people babysit the english
Typical english man, fat and ugly. WANKSWORLD HAAHHAHAHAHHAHA