Liebour have managed to hold on to the Sedgefield and Ealing Southall constituencies but have lost big chunks of their majorities to … the Illiberal Dumocrats.

Traitor Bliar’s old constituency of Sedgefield returned the Liebour candidate, Phil Wilson, but Liebour saw its majority drop by 14% with an 11% swing towards the Llib Dums who leapfrogged the Tories to take second place with the Nazi Party BNP slotting into fourth place.

Fifth place went to an Independent followed by UKIP, Greens and the English Democrats. The bottom three places were taken by the Christian Party, the Monster Raving Loony Party and finally, the Anti-Crime Party. Presumably not the Anti-War Crime Party … or perhaps it was as they seem to like Bliar there.

On to Ealing Southall. Liebour retained the seat known locally as “Little India” but saw their majority reduced by over 7% with a 5¼% swing to the Lib Dums, again knocking the Tories into third place. The Greens had another good result, slotting into fourth place followed by George Galloway’s Respect Party, UKIP, the Christian Party, an Independent, the Monster Raving Loony Party, English Democrats and two more Independents.

It’s a mixed result for No Mandate Brown who will be pleased to have retained two Liebour safe seats but a bit worried at losing such a sizeable proportion of their majority, especially in the seat just vacated by Bliar.

The Tories will be licking their wounds wondering what’s going wrong – here’s a hint for you lads, you have more support when Call Me Dave doesn’t speak.

The Lib Dums will be beside themselves, as will the Greens. UKIP will be disappointed with the relatively low return for what is effectively the fourth party of England. The English Democrats will be disappointed to have lost their deposit in both seats (and coming behind the Monster Raving Loony Party in Ealing Southall) but perhaps satisfied with the result bearing in mind that Sedgefield has voted for a lying war criminal for 24 years and in Ealing Southall, less than 38% of the population is white (yes, I know you don’t have to be white to be English but you know what I mean). The Monster Raving Loony Party … well, who knows what they’re thinking and the Christian Party? Who the chuff is the Christian Party?