! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.
In the poll asking if gingers should be drowned at birth, 10 people said yes and 5 said no. In view of this overwhelming support for the erradication of gingers, what should be done about the existing gingers? I discussed this with my ginger colleague to gauge the views of the ginger community and he prefers a cull.
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Mrs Gruff has beautiful, silky, below waist length, Titian red hair, and she is aware of your unflattering opinion of redheads. She is not amused. She’s from Liverpool and knows that Stuart Parr lives in Telford. It’s a little known fact that a few Scousers are capable of obtaining access to the electoral roll and can read a map.
Of course, you may be more than capable of withstanding the door slamming, house shaking, giant killing, testicle shrivelling fury of a Liverpudlian redhead hell-bent on revenge but you may prefer to apologise (I was tough enough to marry her but even I say sorry).
Forget the TVLA! Forget HMRC! Forget even the SAS! Discretion is the better part of valour: Save yourself while there is still time.
I recommend dipping them in scalding hot tea (just their ginger nuts, obviously)….
Gruff, you grassed me up you turncoat! I’ve been living in a secret underground bunker since Gordo came to power, it’s not safe in the real world world any more.
You will note that I haven’t expressed an opinion, merely canvassed the opinion of others. And I did consult with the ginger community before creating the poll. 😉
I cant put what i thought up but i will merelt add the last sentence.
‘…so let it be flame throwers and cattle prods for all’