Jonah Brown claims another victim

September 22, 2008 General One comment
! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Everything he touches turns to shit.  Everywhere he goes disaster follows.  Jonah Brown is a living, breathing curse.

The BBC reports that Tory defector, Councillor Les Byrom, collapsed yesterday minutes after addressing the Liebour Party conference.

Councillor Les Byrom, from Southport, Merseyside, was given a standing ovation after saying Mr Brown could become “an iron Prime Minister”.

Oh dear, will people never learn?  Are they impervious to the lessons that history has tought us?  Have they not seen Beetlejuice?  Have they not seen Candy Man?  Have they not heard the legend of Ippikin?  The man (or woman) who says El Gordo’s name 3 times is either very brave or very stupid.

Councillor Byrom is “comfortable” in the Manchester Royal Infirmary undergoing tests.  Let’s hope that our glorious leader doesn’t decide to pay him a visit while he’s in the area – no hospital in the world is geared up for that kind of humanitarian disaster.

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  1. revinkevin (176 comments) says:
    September 22, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    He missed a word out, it should read as scrap iron Prime Minister.

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