! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.
The Home secretary, Jacqui Smith, has been caught claiming expenses for her husbands porn.
She says that she accidently claimed for her Sky TV bill – complete with porn – along with her internet connection.
Her husband, Richard Timney, has apologised for embarassing his wife. I can’t blame the poor bloke to be honest, imagine being married to that sour faced fascist bitch?
I wonder what mucky films they watch in the Timney-Smith household. Debbie Draper Does Dallas? Alice Alistair in Underpants? Suggestions in the comments …
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The porno version of 1984, if their is one.
Besides she was the one who submitted the claim form.
Can’t say I’m familiar with that one Kev!
Neither have I but they must of make one.
John Hurt with his cock out?
I wonder what mucky films they watch in the Timney-Smith household?
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)? Driving Into Miss Daisy? Batman in Robin? Planet Of The Gapes? Playmate of The Apes?
PocAHotASS? Poke-a-hot-ass (Pocahontas)
Pokey Man Poon Raider: The Cradle Of Love
Poonstone (Tombstone)
Poonstruck
poop dreams
Pooper Troopers
Porn Free
Porn of the Century
Porn on the 4th of July
Pornship Troopers
M Anderson, you certainly know your porn!