! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.
The petition calling on El Gordo to resign now has over 25k signatures.
But it’s spawned another petition calling for him to carry on leading our great country which I would urge you to sign. I don’t imagine the petition will be there for long so I’ll list the names below …
- Brad Owen
- john fisk
- Ashie
- Joy Wendy Endcomes
- Andrew Neil
- Charles Ponzi
- D N Disnigh
- Noki Aitonthehead
- I. Wright
- Mr N.O. McMandate
- Ivor Broquen-Printer
- Mr. P. Iss-Off
- Mr S Meargate
- Dustin Mihands
- Gordon Smallcock
- Mrs Tricoteuse
- Prof L. Igate-Tosser
- Nick Robinson
- Asif Ali ZARDARI, President
- Sarah Brown
- Gordon pension robber Brown
- All your friends at the BBC
- A.S. Long-As-It’s The Wright Thing
- Juan Ay-Jocque
- Billy Nomates
- I.T. Beganinamerica
- Simon Scrotum
- No More Return To Boom And BUST
- Karl Marx
- Dolly Draper
- Orson Carte
- Phil McHunt
- Imoff Tofrance
- Nucking Futter
- R Ving-Lhuun
- Mr Bunk Spubble (Labour supporter)
- it’s oor oil
- Andrew Marr
- F*ck off back to Scotland
- Arthur Brown Penis
- Do you think you’ll manage to get to 10 REAL signatures?
- Referee R.ndum and U. Ropevote
- Mr Barnett Dividend (Scottish Labour)
- Nicola O’Connor
- Wayne Kerr. Go Gordon your doing a grand job!
- Vaal Ewes
- Seymour Jocksin-Cabinet
- Bob Roberts Hamster
- Betty Swallocks
- Rock Ing-Horse
- M. Outhbreather
- Hugh R. Slicker
- Ilick Windows
- Blair mayne UUPCON
- I Hate Broon
- Robert Barking-Roberts
- K Y Jelly
- Toenails Robinson
- Jacqui Five-Bellies
- google ho-tel
- Jim Hacker’s Dangly Knackers
- Stalin
- Hugh Janus
- Josef Fritzel
- My mate Gordo and me shag sheep at the weekends
- Esan Utter
- Iain Dale media whore
- Frankie McCheesecake
- Phil MacAvity
- Monk d’willy da honk
- 1eyed Scottish IDIOT
- HARRIET (too big for my boots) HARMAN
- Jonah Broon
- C.U. Jimmy
- U MacMesick
- B Ukake-Smith
- I.F. No-Job
- Tony Blair
- Napoleon,Snowball,Squealer and the rest of the pigs from Animal Farm
- Aime Wright-Burke
- Adolf Hitler
- Gordon FitzPeter
- Peter FitzGordon
- Gote Farqhuhar
- Mike Hunt
- Rufus T- Smee
- Damian McSmear
- Another fat faced bogey eater
- I’m going to emmigrate if Brown still leads the UK in a week
- Len dusafiver
- Titanic Captain
- prudence mcnutter
- Yuri Wright -Tosser
- Mr. You Don’t Stand a Chance.
- His Holiness Pope Tony; purveyor of snake oil and associated transitory miracles
- Cyclops McFuckup
- R.E. Sign-u-tosser
- Ian Brady
- King Cnut and you have something in common
- Zanu Liebour
- Ivor Hardon
- Hugh G. Rection
- B.Uggeroff
- Sir Fred Goodwin (thanks for the knighthood)
- Paki Shop Owner
- Ayatollah Hogmanay
- Tony ‘I got out with at least some credibility’ Blair
- Chipped Wheelie Bin
- F Cough andie
- Brownisahoon
- Piss Off Brown!!
- Fidel X Penses
- Tony (I’m back and available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs) Blair
- Gay Gordons Syphilitic Knobcheese
- ALan Duncan Comic Genius
- Polly the Tuscan
- S Nottgobbler
- Yasmin Alibhai-Brown
- Iwillnotlethousepricesgetoutofcontrol
- Guido Fawkes
- G B Rownsakundt
- Paul Uppal
- Winston Smith
One or two of those might be down to me. Ahem.
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