Andy “Anyone but England” Murray is looking worryingly close to winning his first ever grand slam in Australia.
If he wins, life will be unbearable for those of us who can’t stand the tantrum-throwing, anti-English, second rate Scottish tennis player.
The BBC will devote its entire schedule to the life and times of Andy Murray, the Sun will lead the campaign for him to be given a knighthood, No Mandate Brown will declare a “Murray Day” public holiday in England to celebrate.
But there is still hope. Using the power of positive thought we could influence the result. Send out positive thoughts of Andy Murray crashing to a humiliating defeat throughout the day and it could make the difference. It works for Uri Geller!
Alternatively, there’s always the tried and tested voodoo doll idea.
You know I read your blog regularly but this post just highlights why some Scots don’t have a love of some south of the Border.
Of course it says far more about your attitude than it does about Andrew Murray. Tantrum throwing, anti English, second rate. All absurd. You’re no Tony Blair you know. 🙂
Where can one buy a voodoo doll?the English have the same love for the Scots as the Scots have for the English,we wish them every thing they wish us!
Having lived in Scotland for some years I know first hand just how narrow minded and anti English the Scotts can be. I even married one in fact 😉 Like the poster above, I wish them everything they wish us, especially the second rate Mr Murray, who we heard on the local radio in Greenock, slandering the English!
i dont know who’d be more unbearable if he had won, you or him?
I guess you, as i dont really waych reality news anymore