Wanted: Owl Magnets

October 6, 2006 Funny One comment
! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

I have received an email this afternoon from a reader in the Czech Republic who is experiencing that age-old problem, where does one purchase quality owl magnets?

Dear Wonko,

I have just been reading your Defra Wiki and found it both engaging and full of informationativeness. I would very much like to try builing a scale model of the Environmental Contract incentive framework in a little-used corner of my kitchen. The trouble is, I have been unable to locate a local source of owl magnets and I feel that the only available substitute (a penguin) just wouldn’t offer the same performance. Can you help?

Yours,
Almum

p.s. I live in the Prague, Czech Republic. It’s a bit like, say, Oxford. But with more English people. 🙂

If anyone can help Almum, please get in touch.

One comment

  1. JohnJo (5 comments) says:
    October 6, 2006 at 3:17 pm

    Baha! That’s brilliant.

    Reply

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