Cash for Peerages: is anyone in the cabinet not involved?

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

The police have interviewed 5 cabinet ministers over the cash for peerages investigation, including the Ignorant Jock and Fat Turd.  It is believed that most, if not all, cabinet ministers have received letters from the police regarding the investigation.  Except Traitor Blair who, it would appear, is above the law.

The ministers interviewed so far include:

  • Gordon “Ignorant Jock” Brown
  • John “Fat Turd” Prescott
  • Patricia Hewitt
  • Alan Milburn
  • Jack “Demon Headmaster” Straw
  • John Reid
  • David Milliband
  • Alan Johnson
  • Peter “Bigot” Hain
  • Ruth Kelly

The question on everyone’s lips must surely be, how many ministers are involved in this fraudulent abuse of office?  Is the cabinet rotten to the core or simply a bit mouldy around the edges?

2 comments

  1. revinkevin (176 comments) says:

    I think he reason that b lair has not got a letter is that he is a suspect the others are potential witnesses.

  2. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    An interesting suggestion Kev. Hadn’t occurred to me actually. Makes sense.

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