No Mandate Brown has ruled out banning MPs from Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish constituencies from interfering in matters that only affect England over which they have no say in their own constituencies.

Gordon the Goblin King says that he will Britain only Britain support Britain constitutional Britain changes Britain that Britain will Britain make Britain Britain Britain stronger. Britain. Britain Britain Britain. Britain.

The Ignorant Jock says that stopping MPs such as himself from voting on things that only affect England because that would create two classes of MP – those that could vote on all legislation and those that couldn’t vote on devolved matters in England. David Cameron, unusually, put up a bit of opposition by pointing out that there are already two classes of MP – those who can vote on matters that only affect another country from the one they were elected in and those that can’t.

Needless to say it fell on deaf ears. I mean, what would No Mandate Brown actually do all day if he couldn’t fuck up the English NHS, English education system, English environment, English fishing industry, English trade and industry, English emergency services, English local government and all the other policy areas that are devolved in his own constituency and for which not a single voter has ever elected him? How could he carry out his pledge to make the English NHS and English education system his top priorities despite not a single English voter having the opportunity to judge what he does to them through the ballot box?

The man is a two-faced, hypocritical bigot. He has no right to govern this country, he has no right to mess with our constitution. The only decent thing that the Goblin King can do – indeed the only thing he should be allowed to do is resign and call a general election with immediate effect.