No Mandate Brown and his band of merry fuckwits are intent on destroying the English education system.
New changes to the curriculum – in England only – include:
Taking Hitler, Churchill and Ghandi out of the curriculum (but leaving in William Wilberforce, the anti-slavery protester, because we must all atone for the rest of our existence as a race for the actions of our ancestors).
Replacing European languages with Urdu, Mandarin and Arabic. ???? ????. Durka durka.
Instead of learning about countries, geography will teach about the effects of buying cheap goods from the Third World and global warming.
Also announced today by the Goblin King is a £100m funding package for teaching sport in England which will make Britain a great sporting nation. Thanks to the Barnett Formula, Scotland will get about £15m as well to do with as it pleases.
Catchment areas are also being abolished in favour of a lottery system. Over-subscribed schools will now get their pupils by a lottery instead of the usual methods – family links, academic ability, personal circumstances, etc.
But only in England.
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I think it is rediclious that things like Hitler, Henry 8th and map reading are out of curriculum. Being replaced with mandarin and climate change, climate change itself is debatable! what Hitler did isn’t!
I cannot fathom why the climate change (a political fad, something we have very little to do with, saying we are the cause is such a anthroprocentric thing, so egotistical of man) is replacing studying Hitler, to prevent such repeating itself all kids must be taught about it, as if we don’t learn from History then we are effed.
All that said, saying that kids should do 5 hours of sport a week can only be good, may mean less fattys and more healthy kids.
History’s already repeating itself. Who was the last person to try and form a European Union before the current one was formed? Good old Adolf.
The Germans may have failed to take Europe by force but Angela Merkel is doing a pretty good job of taking it by politics.
You know that is a load of shit there stuart.
No Calum, it’s the truth about Europe. They won’t tell you that at school because they have to brainwash every new generation into being good little eurofederalists.
Only just seen your respomse to me post. You are a deluded nut.
How the fuck do you know how i and every other British child is taught? For all you talk of hidden agendas, it seem that yours is the clearest of them all, to demonise anyone who disagrees with you, to pedal your own views and predjudices.
In fact my politics teacher is far from a ‘eurofederalist’. Europe is one of the few political issues (bar technical political issues) that we agree on. I like my teacher, think that an economic union is good, but the political one is bad. He goes further than i in this view.
So please, don’t be a patronising, condacending, ingorant F***wit. Don’t tell me how i am taught, when you havent got a clue. The fact is the European commision and council of ministers have very little power, all power they have is given to them, voluantaraly by the member states, who’s main aim is retention of some political sovereignty, but above all that expedence and electoral sucess. What they will therefore do is allow the council of ministers to make decisions that they think are necessary but that will be unpopul\r, hence the purview of the council of ministers is totally controlled by the member states. That is how it is. End of. I may agree with it, but that is how it is. The EU isn’t as bad as you say, but i am not saying it is great either. Political union, is in my opinion, bad, but economic union is good. Furthermore, why do you say it is the Germans who want to create some 3rd reich like single europe, if you were to be more historically accurate you should look at the French and Napoleon. It was Bonoparte who sought to create a single Europe. Whereas Hitler sought Lebensraum in the East, he never thought it necessary to dominate western Europe. Other than alsase-Lorane and citise such as Metz Hitler wanted little land from the French (other than some of the colonial possesions) he instead wanted puppet states in the west, with German control in the East.
Napoleon on the other hand wanted a single Europe under France. End of history rant.