Tinpot dictator, Robert Mugabe, has called No Mandate Brown “a tiny dot in the world” after Gordo criticised him for holding back results of the Zimbabwean elections.

The Goblin King criticised Mugabe and said “the eyes of the world are on Zimbabwe”.  As the unelected leader of the former colonial power in Zimbabwe, the irony surely can’t been missed (although it clearly has by Camp Gordo).  El Gordo has no mandate to speak on behalf of England, let alone the world.

It’s now been 2 weeks since elections were held in Zimbabwe and the only results released are for parliamentary and senate elections, not presidential elections.  Still nobody but Mugabe and his illegitimate government know what the results are although the opposition MDC claim their candidate won over 50% of the vote, the minimum required to avoid a run-off.

Just one piece of advice for No Mandate Brown before I finish … people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

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Nothing to do with conspiracy theories this, the ginger one has found this rather strange website that plots your website as a graph.  Looks more like a dodgy astrology chart.

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Just a reminder about this poll …

I’m going to publish the results pretty soon so if you want to vote, do so quickly.

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The island of Sark in the Channel Islands has had a fuedal government for the last 600 years.

Sark is the last feudal administration in Europe and is ruled by 40 unelected “feifs” and 12 deputies chosen by the islanders.  The head of the government is the Seigneur and the head of the judiciary is the Senseschal.

This way of government has worked perfectly well for the last 600 years but a recent referendum came out in favour of a more “democratic” approach and so plans have been drawn up for a 28 member elected assembly to govern the island, retaining the Seigneur and Senechal.

The referendum on the change of government was instigated because the British government has come under increasing pressure to reform the island’s governance from Federal Europe because it breaches EU Human Rights legislation.

I’m glad that the people of Sark have had the chance to determine the form of government best suited to them – it’s a right that the British government refuses for England – but I have to express some concern over the motivation for all this.

Sark is not part of the UK, nor is it a member of the EU.  The Channel Islands are a Crown possession, they belong to the Queen.  It is the Privy Council, not the British Parliament, that governs the islands on behalf of the Crown.  Unless Sark chooses to sign up to EU legislation on human rights it isn’t bound by it and it is not appropriate for the EU to apply pressure on the British government to change the government of Sark.

The Privy Council has approved the proposed changes but the Barclay brothers, owners of the Daily Telegraph, are opposing the changes because they don’t want the Seignour or Senechal to remain part of the government.  They say that this is because the unelected posts are undemocratic but there’s more to it than that.  The Barclay brothers own Becqhou Island which is about 30 yards off the coast of Sark.  It is one of the “tenemants” of Sark and David Barclay is the “tenant” and so gets a seat in the Chief Pleas, the equivalent of a parliament for Sark.  But the Barclay brothers have been disputing Sark’s authority over the island and want political independence for Brecquhou, effectively making them the owners of their own country, albeit under the nominal jurisdiction of the Privy Council.  The chances are, the Barclay outsiders aren’t going to get elected to the Chief Pleas and will have no influence over the Sark government’s stance on their island.  They already break Sark law by driving cars and flying a helicopter and are basically a law unto themselves.

Who’d have thought an island with a population of 600 would produce political intrigue on this scale?

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Toque submitted a petition to the 10 Downing Street website on eco towns which has been rejected on false grounds.

The petition called on the Prime Minister to build eco towns in Scotland instead of England because England is overcrowded and Scotland is sparsely populated and would benefit from the boosted population.  It was rejected because it is “outside the remit or powers of the Prime Minister and Government” and “this is a devolved matter and should be directed to the Scottish Executive as appropriate”.

Both reasons are entirely spurious.  The Scottish government exercises powers on behalf of the British government, not instead of.  The British government has as much right – more, in fact – to legislate on devolved matters as the Scottish government does and in the event of a disagreement, the British government has the final say.

So, you see, the reasons given for rejecting the petition are false.  It is not outside of the remit of the British government at all and Gordon Brown has every right to insist his eco towns are built in his own country instead of ours.

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A Commons Commission has concluded that abolishing the lower rate 10p/£ income tax rate has made poor people worse off.  What a leap of fucking logic!

The same pattern keeps repeating itself with Liebour.  They abolish lower tax rates and exemptions that everyone is automatically entitled to and replace them with a tax credit that some will be entitled to and isn’t an automatic entitlement.

But more importantly for the British government, it makes more people reliant on the “benevolence” of the state.
When tax credits was first brought in I couldn’t see the sense in paying a load of people to take more tax off the taxpayer and then pay another load of people to give some of it back.  But this is the way Liebour works – they take as much as possible off you and then drip feed you bits of your tax back if you meet certain criteria.  This way, tax credits can be changed or cut resulting in a higher tax bill without looking like a tax increase.

Smaller government means less interference from the state, more prosperity, more enterprise and lower taxes.  Much lower.

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I was browsing the Africa section of the BBC News website today catching up on the declining fortune of everyone’s favourite dictator when I spotted this story.

It seems that pirates off the coast of Somalia have boarded a luxury French yacht and taken the thirty crew hostage.

Well, what a surprise.  It only happened 25 times last year after all and Somalia vies for the top spot with Nigeria in the international pirate attack league table.

Here’s some free advice for the monetary-endowed but mentally-challenged ladies and gentlemen of substance and leisure.  If you’re looking for sun and fun on your million pound yacht, don’t sail along the coast of Somalia.  They don’t have wooden legs, drink rum and sing yo ho ho before amusingly falling over the side of their ship allowing you to escape with a chest full of jewels.  Those types of pirates are make believe.  The type of pirates you get off the coast of Somalia are real.  They do unamusing things like shoot people and steal their million pound yachts.

Honestly, I wonder if the people behind the Darwin Awards have been keeping an eye on this.  There’s got to be some contenders for the 2008 awards already.

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Kosovo has hardly been mentioned since it’s declaration of independence but what’s actually going on there?

The BBC says that Russia is sending medical and food aid to Kosovan Serbs at the request of the Serbian government. Are Kosovan Serbs are in need of aid or are the Russians and Serbs playing a game, trying to make people think that the dastardly Kosovans are abusing the Serbian population?

It was reported that the riots in ethnic Serb majority areas of Kosovo were orchestrated – have they caused so much damage and disruption that they’re running out of food and supplies? Or are the ethnic Albanian Kosovan majority oppressing the ethnic Serbs?

It’s all very strange – I can’t find anything on the news websites to indicate there’s a problem there. I suspect a propaganda machine is winding up over Kosovo.

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The Zimbabwean Electoral Commission has announced that Mugabe’s Zanu PF has lost its majority in the Zimbabwean Parliament.

200 out of 207 seats have been declared with 94 going to Zanu PF, 1 to an independent and 105 to opposition parties.

This doesn’t answer the important question – whether Morgan Tsvangirai has won more than 50% of the presidential vote to avoid a run-off and (more importantly) whether Mugabe will give up power.

My money is on Mugabe taking emergency powers, purging parliament and declaring the election void.  Either that or having Tsvangirai charged with electoral fraud and getting one of his pet judges to rule that it would be unconstitutional for Tsvangirai to be president with a conviction for electoral fraud.

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