The Fat Turd yesterday apologised to the Labour conference for letting the party down over the past year.

I want an apology too for the last 9 years of being let down by this corrupt and inept ball of lard.  Prescott’s career in government has seen him split England into euroregions, the imposition of regional government against the will of the people in those euroregions, the demolition of thousands of homes for his Pathfinder project and no end of gaffes, incompetence, violence and border-line criminality.

The Fat Turd has announced at today’s Labour Stazi conference that he is going to resign as deputy prime minister when Princess Tony resigns as prime minister.

Thank christ for that.  If ever there was a reason for Labour Stazi members to press Bliar for an early departure this has got to be near the top of the list even for hardened Bliarites.

Princess Tony admits he’s finding it hard to let go.  It’s easy Tony …

Your Majesty,

I regret that I am no longer able to discharge my duties as Prime Minister.

Please accept my apologies for abusing the royal prerogative in taking your country into an illegal war.

I acknowledge that I have lost the support and respect of my peers and that my position is untenable.

Your disloyal servant,

Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

See, that wasn’t difficult – it took me all of 2 minutes to type that up.

Poor Gordon, he’s about as popular as the Pope in Mecca at the moment and all he’s trying to do is subject 50m English people to minority rule and apartheid.  I mean, where’s the problem in that?  He is proud to be British after all.

The Tartan Taxman (like Labour) doesn’t stand a chance without the support of the tabloids.  Most Labour voters are, shall we say, more comfortable with the tabloids than they are with the broadsheets, preferring stories about 14 year old single mums on heroin giving birth to triplets in the back seat of a Ford Cortina than stories about things that actually affect our lives or are actually real.

Unfortunately for Britishness Brown, the Mirror has decided to give him a kicking to co-incide with the non-launch of his not-a-leadership-campaign.

Paul Routledge has written a piece for his column in the Mirror explaining, in layman’s terms, why it is wrong for the Ignorant Jock to be Prime Minister.  He also tells us that a recent poll in Yorkshire asking if Gordon Brown would make a good Prime Minister came back with a result of 3% thinking he would and 97% saying he wouldn’t.  Yorkshire is a reasonably supportive are for Labour and the heir apparent to Princess Tony‘s throne can’t even muster up more than 3% support.

The article is mostly good apart from his parting shot which suggests that not supporting Brown because he is North British might be racist which, when he’s just gone to great lengths to explain that the issue is where he’s elected and not his nationality, is a bit weak and apologetic.

Hat-tip: The CEP

Hazel Blears, the Labour Party Chairwoman, has said that Labour should be given more funding out of the taxpayers pockets because they have to do more work as they are the government.

Labour can, of course, call on the civil service for the extra work they have to do – that’s what the civil service is for.  The excuse that they have to do more work is just that – an excuse.  The Labour Party is on the rocks with the loss of several big donors, ongoing investigations over the cash for peerages affair and financial improprieties.  They are laying off 1 in 5 staff because they can’t afford to pay the bills.

Now Hazel, what’s the word I’m looking for … NO!

Just listened to some Labour flunky on BBC News being interviewed about the Ignorant Jock slipping into the Prime Ministership.

He talked about the future – Parliament will be enhanced and more devolution will take place.  Don’t get excited though, it’s devolution to government departments, devolution to town halls and devolution to pretty much anything and everything except ENGLAND.

Come the revolution …

Clare Short yesterday announced that she would not stand as a Labour MP again as she is embarassed by Labour policy.

Today she is threatened with expulsion from the Labour Party for being disloyal – a charge also levelled at the last batch of MP’s that resigned a week ago.

MP’s should be loyal to their country and the constituents they are elected to serve, not to the political party they belong to.  That’s communism.

Chairman Blair is really getting some stick lately.  He’s lost the support of the electorate, friends, colleagues and party members and he’s even getting stick from the Congress of People’s Deputies Trade Union Congress.

While Chairman Blair gave his speech to the TUC conference, some members left the hall whilst others heckled him when he made untrue claims on health, education, law & order, being the messiah, etc.

I kind of feel sorry for Princess Tony.  Nobody wants him, he’s crap at his job and everyone  keeps trying to get him to resign.  Actually, I lied – don’t feel sorry for him at all.  He’s a vacuous little shit who deserves every bit of grief he gets.  Tosser.

Iain Dale sums up Chairman Blair‘s sense of priorities perfectly when he says they are “arse about face”.

Two examples he gives are:

Chairman Blair has never attended a UK military funeral, visited an injured soldier or the families of soldiers killed in action but manages to motivate himself to visit the families of the kidnapped Israeli soldiers that sparked the fruitless invasion of Lebanon and;

Soldiers serving in Iraq get a free 20 minute phone call every week (subject to availability) to their families back home whilst criminals in prison get 30.

Both good examples Iain but I’d like to point out another one:

Chairman Blair sucks up to the North Britons for votes even though the majority of them now want independence whilst a small number of them are threatening to poison England’s water supply.